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imagine... jeff kaplan pointing YOU out in a police line-up for pickpocketing his wallet at domino's pi

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@​realtoddhoward starting off the freaken year with GIRL i love dipping my daily pineapple slices into peanutbutter

the problem is that i bought overwatch for 15 euros half a year ago and despite me almost never playing it i insist this is enough of a reason to keep my windows partition around

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there are only three kinds of people:
- people who know at least six erics
- people who don’t own the incredibles on dvd
- people who have an uncle who will never use a typewriter

i love that matthew lillard is in on the joke and hopes the meme will never end

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Millenials Are Ruining Mastodon By Posting Selfies Without Content Warnings

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@evan
We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'

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cell-refract vs. extract-derivative (seed: 21941)

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gonna start ending letters with “cheers from mine”

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make the art world stop obsessing over the word algorithmic 2k19

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Melon

harry you put down those cheese cubes at once